Jersey Shore Recap: Welcome, Uncle Nino!


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Jen Harley was front and center on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation once again this week.

She was involved in yet another confrontation.

With on-again/off-again/on-again/why-aren’t-these-two-permanently-off-again Ronnie? Nope.

With Vinny’s hilarious uncle, Nino!

The latest installment of this MTV franchise took us back to Mike’s wedding day, specifically the reception and even more specifically the fallout from absolutely everyone getting totally wasted.

This included Uncle Nino, who chose to corner Ronnie’s baby mama and ask about all the stories he had been hearing and reading about on the World Wide Web.

At one point during the alcoholo-fueled evening, Jen found herself alone at the table with Uncle Nino — who had been pounding wine since the moment arrived.

Deena Cortese and her husband, Chris, were close by.

And so were network cameras…

“Jen, Jen,” Nino said to Harley.

“Ronnie is sweetheart. I know he adores you. Adores you. Adores. He’s a good, a good, a good soul. A beautiful soul. He doesn’t care about any other women. They don’t exist.”

(Doesn’t care about other women, huh? They don’t exist, you say? These are questionable statements.)

Deena and Chris didn’t even try to keep a straight face upon hearing this claim, busting out with laughter as footage of Ronnie bringing home that busty blonde from Miami last year flashed across the screen.

Jen didn’t find it as hilarious, though. She simply rolled her eyes.

Nino was on a roll by now, however. There was no stopping his analysis of Jen and Ronnie’s very rocky and sometimes violent romance.

“But [I’m] a little puzzled,” he continued, even though Harley was visibly annoyed.

“My opinion — I’ve been watching TMZ. You’re beating, you’re beating up on him? On my boy? What’s that all about?”

“It fake news,” Jen replied.

“Fake news, my balls!” Nino fired back. “Stop beating on him! You keep f–king him up! He loves you! He f–king loves you!”

“What are you talking about?” Harley asked, her voice getting louder.

“Why’d you beat up on him?” Nino persisted, to which Jen replied, “Ask him.”

(NOTE: You can read all about at least one of these Jen beatdowns HERE.)

Nino, unafraid of Harley’s wrath, only got more fire up as the conversation continued.

“Leave him alone. He loves you! He’s a dynamite kid!” he yelled. “Leave him the f–k alone! You get him so tense, it’s like, ‘Uncle Nino, I don’t know what the f–k to do!'”

“He’s asking you for advice?” Harley responded, genuinely perplexed.

“Yes,” Nino replied. “Don’t take advantage of his love, ya know? Ah, va fungool! Stop beating him up! Stop beating him up! Jen, really.”

At this, Jen left the table.

But the awkwardness and drunken hilarity continued, as The Situation’s friends actually got up and gave speeches at the wedding.

We must go ahead and thank TMZ for transcribing these toasts, starting with sage words of beauty from Ronnie:

It is an honor to be here. I actually never thought I’d be involved in a special day of yours that didn’t involve Karma or Bamboo, but it is a pleasure and an honor to be here and be a part of …read more

Source:: The Hollywood Gossip

      

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